Total Medals Earned: 175 (From
19 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,550 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Watch the whole ending.
Reach level 4.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Kill all bots on any level
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 1
Complete Planet 2
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
well! what is it!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
prostration
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
well! what it is!
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
Check out some of the art galleries.
Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
Learn the first of many new skills.
Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
Find all of your missing party members.
Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Absorb some elemental damage.
Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Find an unscannable secret foe.
Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Unlock all summon creatures.
Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game and save the world.
Clear the first 5 levels!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 10-15!
Clear levels 20-25
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear every level!
Complete using less than 500 clicks
Poke the piranha 50+ times
Destroy all 5 cameras
Complete the game
Find all 6 notes and the secret notes!
Complete game in under 6 minutes
Score 1,000,000+
Ask the computer 20+ questions
Complete using less than 200 clicks
First destruction
First collected diamond
Complete training
Produce oil
Collect more than half of the diamonds
Complete level #10
Complete all levels
Collect all diamonds
Blow up all stones
from Alien Hominid
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Miss Dynamite
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from Jerry
from LARRY
from Pico's School
from Time Fcuk
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
from the Audio Portal
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from the Greasy Moose series
from the No Evil series
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from Leo & Satan
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Read the story!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
