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Total Medals Earned: 184 (From 21 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,700 Points

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 5/29/16
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 Unlocked 5/29/16
5 Points
Reach level 2.
Medal #6 Unlocked 5/29/16
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal #8 Unlocked 5/29/16
5 Points
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal _13 Unlocked 5/29/16
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 5/29/16
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal _19 Unlocked 5/29/16
5 Points
FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/23 Unlocked 5/29/16
5 Points
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 Unlocked 5/29/16
5 Points
Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 Unlocked 5/29/16
5 Points
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz Unlocked 5/29/16
5 Points
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 Unlocked 5/29/16
10 Points
Reach level 3
Medal _14 Unlocked 5/29/16
10 Points
Find Alucard.
Medal _15 Unlocked 5/29/16
10 Points
It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 Unlocked 5/29/16
10 Points
...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/21 Unlocked 5/29/16
10 Points
Eat a pork chop!
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 16/30 (105/500 points)

Cat Astro Phi

Hello Joshua Unlocked 9/16/13
5 Points
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
M41-A Unlocked 9/16/13
5 Points
Kill all bots on any level
Atari wouldn't like it Unlocked 9/16/13
10 Points
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Autopilot to LV-426 Unlocked 9/16/13
10 Points
Complete Planet 1
Express elevator to hell Unlocked 9/16/13
10 Points
Complete Planet 2
I'll go out there Unlocked 9/16/13
25 Points
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Farewell Sulaco 10 Points Complete Planet 3
Eric and the Floaters 25 Points Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Faster than a UD4L Cheyenne 50 Points Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
We love you guys Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/10 (65/155 points)

Chompy

gold level 1 Unlocked 11/12/14
5 Points
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5 Points
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10 Points
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gold level 30 Unlocked 11/12/14
10 Points
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Rich pig Unlocked 11/12/14
50 Points
Beat the game
Pro speedrunner Unlocked 11/12/14
100 Points
Get all Gold Times

Medals Earned: 32/32 (405/405 points)

Die Hipster!

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World Unlocked 10/20/14
5 Points
well! what is it!
03 ePolaroid Unlocked 10/20/14
5 Points
*looks skyward*
04 The Smartest Man in the World Unlocked 10/20/14
5 Points
*points down*
05 Billbored Unlocked 10/20/14
5 Points
praise the sun!
06 Endgame Unlocked 10/20/14
5 Points
*proper bow*
07 Moustache Man Unlocked 10/20/14
5 Points
r1 r1 r1 r1
08 Artistic Potential Unlocked 10/20/14
5 Points
prostration
09 Hitmen Unlocked 10/20/14
5 Points
roll bs roll bs roll bs
10 The Mast Judgement Unlocked 10/20/14
5 Points
impossibru!
010 DEAD HIPSTERS Unlocked 10/20/14
25 Points
010 dies lol
020 DEAD HIPSTERS Unlocked 10/20/14
25 Points
020 dies
030 DEAD HIPSTERS Unlocked 10/20/14
25 Points
030 dies
01 The Final Elbows 5 Points well! what it is!
040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 040 dies
050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 050 dies
060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 060 dies
070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points 070 dies
080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points 080 dies
090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points 090 dies
100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points 100 dies omgwtf

Medals Earned: 12/20 (120/500 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

300 Damage Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
Art Appreciator Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Check out some of the art galleries.
Burn Baby Burn Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
Chicken Molester Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
First Blood Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
First Casualty Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Keys Unlock Stuff Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Limits Were Broken Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
New Skill Found Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
New Skill Learnt Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Learn the first of many new skills.
Overkill Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Permanent Stat Boost Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Slime Cat Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Step Over the Dead Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Used Cut Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Used Flash Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Used Strength Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Water Conducts Unlocked 4/1/13
5 Points
Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Level 10 Unlocked 4/1/13
10 Points
Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Monster Hunter Unlocked 4/1/13
10 Points
Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
Zoology Student Unlocked 4/1/13
10 Points
Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Deforestation Problem Unlocked 4/1/13
25 Points
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Digging Too Deep Unlocked 4/1/13
25 Points
Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
The Gang's All Here Unlocked 4/1/13
25 Points
Find all of your missing party members.
3K Damage 5 Points Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Kamikaze 5 Points Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Lava Burns 5 Points Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Lunchtime 5 Points Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Marathon Runner 5 Points Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Mega Resistance 5 Points Absorb some elemental damage.
Millionaire 5 Points Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
Overpriced Snacks 5 Points Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Panty Thief 5 Points Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Pervert 5 Points Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Power On 5 Points Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Slimy Situation 5 Points Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Start the Game Already 5 Points Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Taste Pain 5 Points Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Unknown Power Level 5 Points Find an unscannable secret foe.
Used Rock Smash 5 Points Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Used... Ladder? 5 Points Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Winter is Coming 5 Points Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
300K Damage 10 Points Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
30K Damage 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Best Customer 10 Points Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Death Penalty 10 Points Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Extinction Event 10 Points Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Extra Lives 10 Points Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Invaders from Space 10 Points Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Level 20 10 Points Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Level 30 10 Points Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Level 40 10 Points Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
NPC Helper 10 Points Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
NPC Servant 10 Points Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
NPC Slave 10 Points Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Power of Courage 10 Points Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Ancient Civilization 25 Points Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Blacksmith 25 Points Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Electrical Engineer 25 Points Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Extreme Gardener 25 Points Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
I See Dead People 25 Points Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Keen Eye 25 Points Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Leet Hacker 25 Points Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Lost Ruins 25 Points Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Lumberjack 25 Points Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Plants Eat You 25 Points Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Realm of Robots 25 Points Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Rock Miner 25 Points Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Slime Cat King 25 Points Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
3M Damage 50 Points Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Beastmaster 50 Points Unlock all summon creatures.
Equipment Collector 50 Points Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Treasure Hunter 50 Points Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Zoology Expert 50 Points Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Cat Person 100 Points Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
The World is Saved 100 Points Beat the game and save the world.

Medals Earned: 24/76 (195/1,200 points)

FPA: World 1 Remix

Beat the Game Unlocked 11/12/14
25 Points
Isn't that why you're here??
But where's the Angry Penguin?! Unlocked 11/12/14
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Won't somebody think of the pants?? Unlocked 11/12/14
25 Points
Collect all 3 pants patterns.
Fancy Man of Many Hats Unlocked 11/12/14
50 Points
Collect all 9 hats!
Much Fancy 10 Points Find the 3 additional pants colors.

Medals Earned: 4/5 (125/135 points)

Heart Star

Link Between Worlds Unlocked 10/27/14
5 Points
Clear the first 5 levels!
Piggyback Joyride Unlocked 10/27/14
10 Points
Clear levels 5-10!
Platform Parade Unlocked 10/27/14
25 Points
Clear Levels 15-20!
Pressing Matters Unlocked 10/27/14
25 Points
Clear levels 10-15!
Companion and Cubes Unlocked 10/27/14
50 Points
Clear levels 20-25
Thanks! 5 Points Check out the Credits Page!
Connected Worlds 100 Points Clear every level!

Medals Earned: 5/7 (115/220 points)

Killer Escape 2

Big Clicker Unlocked 8/17/13
25 Points
Complete using less than 500 clicks
Pokey Piranha Unlocked 8/17/13
25 Points
Poke the piranha 50+ times
Don't Watch Me Unlocked 8/17/13
50 Points
Destroy all 5 cameras
Game Completed Unlocked 8/17/13
50 Points
Complete the game
Secret Finder Unlocked 8/17/13
50 Points
Find all 6 notes and the secret notes!
Speed Runner Unlocked 8/17/13
50 Points
Complete game in under 6 minutes
High Scorer Unlocked 8/17/13
100 Points
Score 1,000,000+
Inquisitive 10 Points Ask the computer 20+ questions
Efficient Clicker 100 Points Complete using less than 200 clicks

Medals Earned: 7/9 (350/460 points)

Need Water!

Boom! Unlocked 8/17/13
5 Points
First destruction
Wow! I am rich! Unlocked 8/17/13
5 Points
First collected diamond
Indeed! Unlocked 8/17/13
10 Points
Complete training
Oilman Unlocked 8/18/13
10 Points
Produce oil
Bronze Medal 25 Points Collect more than half of the diamonds
Fly! 50 Points Complete level #10
Silver Medal 50 Points Complete all levels
Gold Medal 100 Points Collect all diamonds
Jeez! 100 Points Blow up all stones

Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)

NG's 20th Anniversary Collab

Alien Hominid Unlocked 12/8/15
5 Points
from Alien Hominid
Blockhead Unlocked 12/8/15
5 Points
from Blockhead
Cat Face & Box Cat Unlocked 12/8/15
5 Points
from Cat Face
Eva Unlocked 12/8/15
5 Points
from Miss Dynamite
Foamy Unlocked 12/8/15
5 Points
from the Neurotically Yours series
Hank Unlocked 12/8/15
5 Points
from the Madness series
Jerry Unlocked 12/8/15
5 Points
from Jerry
Larry Unlocked 12/8/15
5 Points
from LARRY
Pico Unlocked 12/8/15
5 Points
from Pico's School
Time Fcuk Unlocked 12/8/15
5 Points
from Time Fcuk
Alternative Unlocked 12/8/15
10 Points
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Prepared Unlocked 12/8/15
10 Points
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
A-Bot 5 Points from the Audio Portal
Beebo 5 Points from BEEBO
Bitey 5 Points from the Brackenwood series
Chocolate Man & Cripple Boy 5 Points from Nameless
Detective Nwar 5 Points from NWAR
Edd Gould 5 Points from Eddsworld
Fernando 5 Points from the Greasy Moose series
Icky 5 Points from the No Evil series
Kenstar 5 Points from Girlchan in Paradise
Kerrigan 5 Points from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
Leo & Satan 5 Points from Leo & Satan
Salad Fingers 5 Points from Salad Fingers
Tankgirl 5 Points from Newgrounds
Zoe 5 Points from XOMBIE
ZONE-tan 5 Points from ZTV News
Curious 10 Points Link to a figurine's original submission!
Bookworm 25 Points Read the story!
Collector 25 Points Look at the figurines!
Film buff 25 Points Watch the movie!
Casual 50 Points Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Hardcore 100 Points Beat every mini-game!

Medals Earned: 12/33 (70/380 points)